Well she walked right in at about a quarter to two
And I could barely see
legs came into focus
Choked on my J and C
Well I was sippin' and a trippin' on a every look she givin'
With sweat pouring from my gland
She felt like a woman in every way
But kissed just like a man

She's only a woman to me
Why can't my friends see
She spent lots of money
Now I call her honey
Just spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me

Next day was not easy for me or her
But I kissed her hand and held her strong
And then I knew for sure
Reconstructive surgery
That suits me just fine
She might be Harry to the rest of the world
But she's sweet baby doll in mine

She's only a woman to me
Why can't my friends see
She spent lots of money
Now I call her honey
Just spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me

So we took off down to Vegas
And got ourselves married
And over the threshhold
I was carried
We did it in the kitchen
We did it in the car
Not quite sure what they put in there
But it's the best I've had so far

She's only a woman to me
Why can't my friends see
She spent lots of money
Now I call her honey
Just spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me

Let's go!

Spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me